QUOTES

Jenna Sommers Quotes

 

Season 2, Episode 16: "The House Guest"

Jenna: Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.

Season 2, Episode 13: "Daddy Issues"

Jenna: So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.

Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

Season 2, Episode 7: "Masquerade"
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Jenna [on Jeremy]: He needs to have more fun. Lose some of that emo thing.

Season 2, Episode 6: "Plan B"

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

Damon Salvatore Quotes

Season 3, Episode 18: "The Murder of One"

Damon: Vampire-hating alter ego has a stake that could kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?!?

Damon: I gotta admit, even for me, it's a little kinky.

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.

Season 3, Episode 17: "Break on Through"

Damon: Unless you’re interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Damon: We’re vampires Elena. We need human blood to survive. We’re predators. Not puppies.

Damon: Slow down brother. Control. Remember. Doesn’t matter whether it’s a blonde or blood bags, the same principles apply.

Damon: Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon that he repeatedly fallen off of.

Damon: Unless you're interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.
 

Damon: Let's go kill some Originals.

Season 3, Episode 17: "Break on Through"

Damon: Hope's a bitch, Sage. Get over it while you can.
 

Damon: Own it. Live it. Love it. Stop being ashamed of who you are.

Damon: You know what they say, two's company. Three's a party.

Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.

Damon: Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.

Damon: Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.

Season 3, Episode 16: "1912"

Damon: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

Damon: No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

Damon: I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat.

Season 1, Episode 2: "Night of the Comet"

Damon: It's good to be home. I think I may stay awhile.

Stefan: You wanna expose me?
Damon: No. I want you to remember who you are!

Vicki: I know you.
Damon: Well, that's unfortunate.

Damon: We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

Damon: Great gal. She's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped.

Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

Damon: You have no idea what came I'm about to play.

Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"

Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.
Damon: That's a given.

Stefan: Stay away from Elena.
Damon: I take that as an invitation.

Damon: Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Season 1, Episode 11: "Bloodlines"

Damon: It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.
 

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

Season 1, Episode 10: "The Turning Point"

Damon: I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.
 

Damon: I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Logan: I'm inflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.

Damon: You have to be invited me.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.

Damon: We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Season 1, Episode 9: "History Repeating"

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

Elena Gilbert Quotes

Season 3, Episode 18: "The Murder of One"

Elena: You beat him by being better than him.
Stefan: And what did I lose in the process?

Elena: Is it weird that Bonnie isn't returning my calls?
Matt: Is it weird Klaus' bother is in the middle of the town square?

Season 3, Episode 17: "Break on Through"

Elena [to Damon]: Maybe you're not the right person to be teaching Stefan about self control.

Season 3, Episode 16: "1912"

Elena: I know it doesn't make sense. But in the beginning, after my parents died, there was something about being with Stefan. I felt safe.
Matt: Safe? Elena he's a vampire.

Season 3, Episode 15: "All My Children"

Elena: Are you insane?
Rebekah: I prefer spontaneous.

Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.

Season 3, Episode 14: "Dangerous Liaisons"

Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.

Season 3, Episode 13: "Bringing Out the Dead"

Elena [on Alaric]: He's my family. I have to look out for him.

Season 3, Episode 11: "Our Town"

Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.

Stefan: Destroying Klaus is all I have left.
Elena: You had me!

Stefan Salvatore Quotes

Season 3, Episode 18: "The Murder of One"

Elena: You beat him by being better than him.
Stefan: And what did I lose in the process?

Season 3, Episode 16: "1912"

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

Stefan: Okay. I'm freaking out. I'm ready to eat the whole wait staff. Why do you need to hear me say it?

Season 3, Episode 15: "All My Children"

Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.

Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.

Stefan: Klaus has to die. They all do.
Damon: See. It's democracy in action.

Season 3, Episode 14: "Dangerous Liaisons"

Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.

Season 3, Episode 13: "Bringing Out the Dead"

Stefan: I love her, Damon.
Damon: So do I.

Season 3, Episode 12: "The Ties That Bind"

Stefan: You're better than him, Elena. You're better than both of us.

Season 3, Episode 11: "Our Town"

Stefan: Destroying Klaus is all I have left.
Elena: You had me!